Tag Archives: kids

Honey, I’m Home!

18 Oct

That’s right.  My absence can be attributed to the time I’ve had to spend in prison these past few months after being charged with aggressive and lewd behavior.

I’m totally kidding.  I’m not aggressive or lewd.  Nor did I do time in the pokey.  I’ve just been busy moving back home after the tornado pulled its stunt at the beginning of the year.  And enrolling my kid in a cyber academy.

I’ll bet that if you scroll through all the posts on this website along with all the posts on my previous blog sites….you’ll no doubt find that I did some homeschool-bashing at one point.  In my defense, I’m not REALLY homeschooling.  Technically, it’s a public charter school with real teachers, a schedule, curriculum.  I think we all know what would happen if I was solely responsible for my kid’s education.  It’d go a little something like this:

It’s going a little bit like a pimple.  It hurts but you know it’ll eventually get better.  I hope.  I’ve been taking an obnoxious number of showers.  It’s my escape.  The “ME” time that will keep me from developing a twitch.  I mean, right now it’s all I got.  If you click on “My Shop” at the top of the page, you’ll see nothing.  Not a thing.  I should put a tumbleweed gif up in there and tell people to keep the faith.  Maybe one day I’ll get back to making that fake food that people were so willing to pay top dollar for.

Until that happens, I’ll be right here.  All day.  All week.  Instructing and implementing techniques to keep a 12 year old corralled like a wild horse straight out of a cheesy western movie. Maybe I’ll share some tips and insights.  Maybe I won’t.  Like I’ve said before…..it’s all a crap shoot, man.  And sometimes the dice are loaded. Sometimes they’re not.

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5th Grade Lunch Bag Countdown: 66 More Days

9 Feb

You know those Exceptional Blog awards that go around?  They should have one for Slacker Blogs.  I’d totally win that thing.  So since a tornado kicked me out of my house for a few months, I’ve fallen behind on the whole lunch bag countdown thang.  Priorities.

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5th Grade Lunch Bag Countdown: 160 More Days

24 Aug

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5th Grade Lunch Bag Countdown: 163 More Days

19 Aug

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5th Grade Lunch Bag Countdown: 164 More Days

18 Aug

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5th Grade Lunch Bag Countdown: 172 More Days

8 Aug

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5th Grade Lunch Bag Countdown: 176 More Days

2 Aug

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4th Grade Lunch Bag Countdown: Zip Zero Nada!

22 May

I have been so hammered with work over the past month that I’ve neglected to post the bag pics.  I know, I know.  I’m like the worst blogger EVER.  Anyway….here’s the wrap up.  Now I have to find something else to do this summer .

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4th Grade Lunch Bag Countdown: 17 More Days

27 Apr

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4th Grade Lunch Bag Countdown: 21 More Days

21 Apr

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