Starbucks, Thou Doth Not Offend Me

10 Nov

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Things That Offend Me:

  •  Violence.
  • Homelessness.
  • Racism.
  • Discrimination.
  • Narrow Mindedness.
  • Judgy People.
  • The Burger King.  Not the restaurant.  The actual KING.
  • Borat.
  • Stale communion wafers.
  • Those tennis shoes with the built-in roller skate.
  • Krispy Kreme locations that do not carry a full doughnut menu.

Thing That Do NOT Offend Me:

  •  Red coffee cups.
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