Miley Cyrus Smells Like Failure

26 Aug

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So this morning my kid is eating Lucky Charms when she sees a recap of Miley Cyrus’ dirty-butt performance at last night’s MTV VMA awards.  I tried to change the channel but it was too late.  She had questions.  Like…”Hey, didn’t you buy me some discount lipgloss from Walmart that had her Disney face on it?”

Psh.  Don’t be ludicrous, child.  To which she sucked her teeth and replied, “Mm hm.”

I could sit here and bust insults all morning, but I shall refrain.  Because I’m a good person.  So let me just put some perspective on this.  In case ya’ll forgot.

billy

Oh, and in case you have no morals.

 

 

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2 Responses to “Miley Cyrus Smells Like Failure”

  1. Grant L. Jackson August 26, 2013 at 10:14 am #

    Poor Miley… she seems desperate for attention. She’ll either mature into a star or fade into obscurity.

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  2. therealgirlfriday August 26, 2013 at 11:56 am #

    I think what is abundantly clear, is that being a child star for Disney is not a safe haven. She as been damaged by years of living in an unhealthy environment, and MTV is all too happy to exploit her – just like Britney before her. Meanwhile in Montana, her parents are counting all of her money.

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