Graduation: May Your Unemployment Be Pleasant!

13 May

When I graduated from high school, I did something that would’ve put me in prison in this day and age.  I handed out pull-string firecrackers to all my classmates and while innocently sitting on stage, we had a telepathic countdown and pulled our strings in unison.  This coordinated stunt sounded like a storm of assault rifles.  No one got punished because we all feigned ignorance.  Ah.  Youth.  Most days I miss thee.

So to all those future grads out there, crack a smile yo!


2 Responses to “Graduation: May Your Unemployment Be Pleasant!”

  1. Anonymous May 13, 2013 at 8:13 am #

    I have to say we were the coolest class ever.


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