Todd Akin: Poster Boy for Stoopid

22 Aug

So I had a virus attack my computer a few days ago.  It was like Todd Akin done went and climbed into my computer.  I’m trying to decide what to say here.  “Stupid” doesn’t really capture the full moronic picture of Todd Akin.  I don’t know why we’re so surprised that this fool implied some rapes are legitimate.  Have you seen him?  No?  Well take a gander.  I’ll wait.

Have you ever had a severe bout of insomnia and flipped on the TV in the wee hours of the morning?  Chances are you saw some maniacal right wing evangelical soul blighter condemning all early morning TV watchers to the pit of fire and brimstone for all of eternity.  Todd Akin reminds me of one of these guys.  Especially after his comment about God calling him to say what he said and that he’s gonna stick to his guns and keep on running  the course and fighting the good fight.

Okay, if Karl Rove….KARL ROVE!…said you are a shameful piece of doo-doo…..then you are, in fact, a shameless piece of doo-doo.  But riddle me this:  Is the GOP trying to get rid of Todd Akin because they actually disagree with his comments?  Or are they merely concerned with beating Obama in November….at all costs?  It’s a mystery to be sure.

If I were of the same religious persuasion as Todd Akin….I’d say something about it being God’s will that a hurricane is fixin’ to smash head-on into the Republican National Convention.

2 Responses to “Todd Akin: Poster Boy for Stoopid”

  1. Michael Cargill August 22, 2012 at 8:31 am #

    Ah, so he was the one who said that.

    It’s the sort of nonsense I expect from the South African government, where the health minister said that eating five portions of fruit and veg each day, helps combat HIV.

    I’d love for him to name these ‘doctors’ he was referencing!


    • April Trice August 22, 2012 at 8:35 am #

      These doctors no doubt got their medical degrees out of a Cracker Jack box.


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