Rielle Hunter Flashback

30 Apr

In honor of the current trial of John Edwards, I’m re-posting my original article about Rielle Hunter from 2010.  As a reminder.  In case you forgot.

 

Posted on March 17, 2010 by April Trice

Way to pick ‘em, Johnny.  Obviously you have an eye for class.  *Ahem*

Oh..and smart too!!  Yeah…a real genius here.  When Rielle was questioned about being a “homewrecker”, she quickly revealed that infidelity ran amok in her family.  Because she’s proud?

“So there’s no shock that that would be a dynamic I was involved with.”

I don’t know.

It’s now being widely reported that Ms. Rielle went and had herself a breakdown after seeing GQ’s sleazy portrayal of her.  PUH-lease.  You know she thought she looked hot as pig grease until someone said, “Oh, Rielle.  Aren’t you embarrassed?  You should be.  You should’ve been wearing your  ’Woman of Ill Repute’ shirt for the shoot.”

Wearing nothing but a man-shirt and writhing about in a mussed up bed ain’t gonna produce photos of an Amish nun.  I’d like to give her the benefit of the doubt…that maybe she WAS expecting nothing but head shots.  Why else would she be naked from the waist down, surrounded by Kermit, Barney, Dora, Winnie-the-Pooh and some bug-eyed owl.  Why would you DELIBERATELY sit your bare butt on your kid’s bed and try to be all sexy and whatnot?!  I mean, if that’s what toots your horn, then knock yourself out.  Just don’t have a professional photographer with a national men’s magazine come capture the moment in time.  Anyway, it’s presumptuous to even assume we WANT to look at that mess.

I keep saying to myself…”Hmm…who does this woman remind me of?  This is driving me nuts….who is it??!!”

Oh yeah.  Now I remember.  She looks like Tonya Harding after a bath.

That’s what she said.

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