Weird Groceries

26 Dec

Grocery cart combinations that make the cashier toy with the idea of pushing the red button discreetly placed under the thumb wax container to the left of the cash register:

 

*  Tuna fish, 1 box of matches, duct tape and a box of crayons (16 count).

*  Rubbing alcohol, hot sauce, Vaseline and grapes.  Red seedless.

*  Razor blades, band-aids and prune juice in a can.

*  Spaghetti sauce, tampons and diapers.

*  Shoe polish, lighter fluid and rubber bands.

*  One toilet plunger, Vicks vapor rub, corn on the cob and Wrigley’s chewing gum.

*  Hot wings, lotion and a Martha Stewart magazine.

*  Four cans of Beanie Weanies, cat food and a deck of playing cards.

*  Cornstarch, pacifier and club soda. Small bottles, 6-pack.

*  Hoop cheese, Gatorade and Glade air freshener.

*  Drano, 3 bananas, 1 bag of charcoal and Cool Whip.

*  Baby formula, ex-lax and 1 tube of chapstick.

*  Mentos, Gas X and Sudafed.

*  Home perm, 8-pack of multi-colored Bic lighters and kite string.

*  Ten gallon aquarium, 1 baby bottle, 1 case of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer, 3 goldfish in a bag, 1 waterhose and a bicycle pump.

*  Batteries, Play-Doh and two pink carnations.

*  6-pack Budweiser, Windex and a hammer.  Claw.

*  Two sympathy cards, rat poisoning, a box of Grape Nuts cereal and one bottle of Strawberry Boone’s twist top.

*  Cat toys, potting soil and a shovel

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5 Responses to “Weird Groceries”

  1. Darlene Steelman December 26, 2011 at 8:42 pm #

    * Ten gallon aquarium, 1 baby bottle, 1 case of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer, 3 goldfish in a bag, 1 waterhose and a bicycle pump.

    LOL! Awesome.

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  2. Michael Cargill December 26, 2011 at 8:58 pm #

    How many times have either you or your daughter tried to purchase those combinations? After your confession about the Walmart frock the other day, I wouldn’t be too surprised.

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  3. Ribbons Undone December 27, 2011 at 3:38 am #

    They still make home perms? My mom did one of those in the early 80’s along with trying to lighten her very dark hair. She came out with a Bozo Fro. I was 10. I honestly didn’t recognize her and was shocked when I realized who she was. Please tell me you’re not home perming?

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    • April Trice December 27, 2011 at 9:09 am #

      Nooo. No home perming is going on up in here.

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  4. therealgirlfriday December 27, 2011 at 10:43 am #

    Large bone-in Ham, 3 cans of whipped cream, scented candle and a TV Guide.

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